Moto Drive

The telescopic modes feel way more natural than I expected for something at this price, and 7 speed options is plenty to find your sweet spot. It runs quieter than the specs suggest too — I barely noticed it over the TV.

The vibration settings surprised me more than the thrusting ones, honestly. It's quieter than I expected for something with this much going on, and cleanup with the silicone sleeve wasn't the hassle I braced for.

I was worried about the noise since I share thin walls, but even at the higher settings it stays around 65db, just a low hum. Having seven vibration and seven thrusting modes means I keep finding new combinations instead of getting bored. Easily the best purchase I've made this year.